This is a sad day for British Anti-Fascism.
The Green Arrow website is to be no more. Never again will we get to chuckle at the sad antics of military fantasist, connoisseur of fine lagers and self-styled scion of the Welsh BNP Paul Morris.
In a characteristically rambling post, Captain Hogwash announces that he will be shutting down his “successful site” because “the name “Green Arrow”... has started to overshadow the message it was intended to promote”.
Indeed, one can't help agreeing with the buffoon there: The name “Green Arrow” has, indeed, become synonymous with suicidally self-defeating idiocy on a scale unseen since Hitler said “and let's have a pop at the Russians while we're at it...”
Whether the decision to close has been Morris' own (which I somehow doubt) or he's only following orders from his Fuhrer due to the massive embarrassment factor of having such a palpable loony as his number one (even though he generally speaks number twos) cheerleader it's best to leave open; although the fact that he's now considered radioactive by his beloved South Wales BNP must have had some bearing on the matter.
So never again will we get our daily trip to the comedy goldmine that is (was?) the Green Arrow site. No more Blimpish hilarity about “traitors” and “kinsmen” and “show 'em the black flag!”. No more of his homoerotic (if unrequited) worship of Griffin. No more platform for his (rapidly shrinking) retinue of Conspiracy Theorists, Armchair Activists and Assorted Cranks. The site is to be no more.
There is hope, however.
In a move sure to rekindle memories of his heroic exploits in Northern Ireland, Aden, Normandy and Mafeking, Hogwash is to go underground and form “The British Resistance”.
Constantly pursued by the Tesco voucher-wielding agents of the State, Morris will dart from safehouse to safehouse across Nantyglo, sheltered in wardrobes and attics as he listens for coded orders from HQ on his crystal set (cunningly fashioned from CostCo lager cans) and relays his messages of hope to the couple of dozen people who still take him seriously (and the hundreds more who enjoy a good laugh). Perhaps, like Jean Moulin before him, he will occasionally emerge from hiding to give inspirational talks at public gatherings. (The main difference being that Jean Moulin was, of course, a Hero. And his few speeches weren't (according to eyewitnesses) typified by semi-coherent rambling and self promotion.)
R.I.P Green Arrow. Let's hope the new site is even half as funny.
15 comments:
Aw, if the bumbling fool does'nt open a new site maybe we should open a new website in his honour? www.greenmarrow.co.uk would be fitting.......... but hey we could never write bollocks of the magnitude that he can, so if you are reading green marrow (and we all know you do) please please open a new website, the nights will seem longer and colder than usual without the good laugh you provide us with.
HIS COMMENTS USING SATANIC BILE TO SULLy ANOTHER RELIGION WAS NOT A CHRISTIAN THING TO SAY OR DO,IT WAS A LOW POINT OF TRYING TO DIVIDE AND CONQUER THROUGH RELIGIOUS IGNORANCE.GREEN WITH ENVY OR SHOULD IT BE KNOWN AS GREENEYED MONSTER?1love LOGIC WON THE DAY.9XZULUG
Damn, I viewed his chat chanel from the outside the other day - talk about rubbish. Rather reminded me of Auden's 'The Ogre' only without the intelligence!
A series of conspiracy theories, urban myth and plain hatred!
Another one bites the dust! Just a few more to go!
Thank fuck for that. The man was an embarrassment to the country and humankind.
It's a ploy to get more funds and he's hoping his followers will beg and plead for him to continue, thereby stroking his ego.
This is strange news indeed.I noticed something was up when the rabid attacks on Mssrs, Bennett, Butler & Barnes ceased a couple of weeks ago.
My guess is that his hand has been forced in some way - why launch the green arrow iphone app & then shut the site down
gtm
Andy, I neverthought I'd say this but you're a bollix!!. To those who know I have moved back to Ireland but still visit this fantastic site. Now here is the problem. I managed to buy a bottle of Jameson Crested Ten whiskey (unavailable in the UK), pricey and tasty, and whilst reading this I spluttered a mouthful of this amber nectar all over my laptop, bloody hilarious but bloody expensive.
Thanks for making me laugh but you owe me a whiskey
Cheers
irishtony
BARNBROOK HAS BEEN EXPELLED BY THE BNP!
BARNBROOK HAS BEEN EXPELLED BY THE BNP!
Michael or Richard?
This from lee barnes blog
"Richard Barnbrook - stabbed in the back by Griffin
I have just had a phone call from Richard Barnbrook telling me that he has been expelled from the BNP.
Contrary to the BNP constitution and the rules of Natural Justice the news was first announced on the British Democracy Forum.
Richard has asked me to represent him in his tribunal, but first of all I suggest he asks Pat Harrington of the 'independent ' Solidarity Trade Union and a BNP employee whether he will represent a Solidarity member in a disciplinary hearing against his BNP employer Nick Griffin.
I wonder what Pat will say."
for irishtony, be happy in Ireland, and at least your whisky was more of an expense than all of the choc ices that I lost due to our new author.
tulip
ps. where did anon pick up the expulsion of Dicky please?
Perhaps green marrow is going to be griffins new live in "butler" ?Ive just read somewhere that griffin recently lost a long serving "butler" and all his servants.Morris will be well in his element sleeping with the fuhrer's pigs,drinking his 25p cans of lager whilst barking at the moon.
Great writing. I wish I could cut someone into tiny meaningless pieces using words; bloody brilliant.
I’m an ex-BNP member, and that fact brings me increasing embarrassment when I truly realise the level of prehistoric frog-shit that populate it.
See not bad; but I’ll work on it.
Sorry, Tony.
Maybe you could take a leaf out of my book and try to cultivate less expensive tastes.
Meths and Brasso are good enough for me... (With red and white meat respectively. I'm not a complete barbarian.)
Please dont associate Morris with the BNP he is NOT a member
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